Disclaimer: I am fuckin' drunk!
Okay, I know I haven't been able to blog these past months(?, I'm too lazy to check how long) so for starters, A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU!!!
Right now, I have just downed about a liter of the finest beer around.. Red Horse Strong Beer (or whatever) and can pretty much say I'm quite wasted. It's a wonder I even got to log in... the fuckin' beer is so strong that I've alm ost slammed my head into my table a few times. Oh fuck, this is so fucked up. I'm typing at an avereage speed of five seconds per letter. So.l.. gettin' that outta tha way, let's get down to business... so, it's the year 2006. And in my opinion, it's time for some major change.
Time to change oneself, and to change ones' surroundings.
Now this may seem cliche but I really think I should follow this resolution, and now to jumpstart the year, I give you my NEW YEARS' RESOLUTION!
So without further ado...
1. I promise to be more decisive
2. I promise to be more forgiving
3. I promise to be more patient
4. I promise to be more seeking
5. I preomise to be less naive
6. I promise to be more inquisitive and less indifferent
7. I promise to really make it this year
For now, I guess that'll do. So until I think of any better promise, I'll be here. Promise to post updates on my life as soon as I'm sober.
Right now I'm horny so I guess I'll just go watch some porn.
posted by Karl @ 2:19 AM
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